Emergency Experience Sharers Pillows

'Sir, for the last two hours your constant cries of pain have been disturbing the other people in the waiting room. Please stop.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Wanna talk about it?

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'How long did you try before calling?'

"My God, now what?"

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

"Thanks for coming in to work on such short notice."

'Oh - It's you.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"I've got a pulse!"

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"We ran into a marathon."

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

"I'll put you on the waiting list."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'