Emergency Experience Sharers Mugs

'Sir, for the last two hours your constant cries of pain have been disturbing the other people in the waiting room. Please stop.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Wanna talk about it?

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"My God, now what?"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'How long did you try before calling?'

Fire Backwards.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

"Thanks for coming in to work on such short notice."

'Oh - It's you.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"I've got a pulse!"

"We ran into a marathon."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"I'll put you on the waiting list."

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Which is it, Bill? You had a terrible accident and survived without a scratch. Or, you had a terrible accident and lost a lot of blood?'

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'