Health Emergency Enthusiast Pillows

Public Enemy #1: Coronavirus Panic

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Being Serenading in Casualty

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"Aways the victim."

Paramedics.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"My God, now what?"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"I've got a pulse!"

Why dogs hate CPR.

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

"We ran into a marathon."

"He fought like hell."

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."