Life Event Sharer T-Shirts

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'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

At the rock concert...

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Life and Death

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"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"Cheers to being a person."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

“It's a healthy baby boy. And, wow, the mouth on your wife …”

Florist.

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'So tell me more about your mother...'

'Our names aren't here so let's go for a drink!'

'Come in, you're not the first to arrive.'

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."