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A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Better times ahead.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Bashful in Nashville

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Midlife: You Are Here.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'You are here.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Amusing patients: Photocopier burns

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"Wet wipe?"