Life Event Navigator Gifts

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Better times ahead.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Bashful in Nashville

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Midlife: You Are Here.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'You are here.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

Amusing patients: Photocopier burns

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

"Wet wipe?"

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

'She's laughing at his jokes not because he's clever but because she is. . .'

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'