Modern Life Navigator Gifts

Fire Alarm

Coffee options.

"By your powers combined, I am going outside."

"I didn't get much sleep-I was up late playing with the settings on my sleep app."

Getting Back to Normal for Idiots

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."

"Two-minute warning."

Disposable Income

"Dear, I'd like to roll our marriage over into an amicable divorce."

'Ahhhh...It's such a beautiful morning outside...the sun is shining...the birds are singing....'

Stress is a contemporary disease.

'It's a whole new field of psychiatric specialization - 'Password amnesia.''

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Angry Man.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Bashful in Nashville

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"I'll email the landlord."

"No kidding? You're a disillusioned,disaffected liberal democrat too?"

No Immediate Danger

Park!

"Your contents have shifted."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Better times ahead.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Midlife: You Are Here.