Everyday Life Navigator Gifts

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Better times ahead.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Bashful in Nashville

Day one, post grad

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'You are here.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

"Ironically, this all started with a little poke on Facebook."