Everyday Life Navigator Pillows

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

No Immediate Danger

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Better times ahead.

Bashful in Nashville

Day one, post grad

Midlife: You Are Here.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'You are here.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"Wet wipe?"

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers