Busy Life Navigator Pillows

The Finding Yourself Hour.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

No Immediate Danger

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Better times ahead.

Bashful in Nashville

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Midlife: You Are Here.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'You are here.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Out Box

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'I've survived here by always maintaining my honesty, integrity, and plausible deniability.'

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'