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The Finding Yourself Hour.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Better times ahead.

Bashful in Nashville

"If we synchronize our tantrums, they'll have to stop talking. You in?"

Midlife: You Are Here.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'You are here.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

Out Box

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'I've survived here by always maintaining my honesty, integrity, and plausible deniability.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

"Wet wipe?"

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers