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"Relax? RELAX? have you paid ANY attention to the world lately?"

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

No Immediate Danger

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Better times ahead.

Bashful in Nashville

Midlife: You Are Here.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"Wet wipe?"

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"Ironically, this all started with a little poke on Facebook."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

'I'm afraid your child support payments will be quite substantial.'