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"Relax? RELAX? have you paid ANY attention to the world lately?"

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Better times ahead.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Bashful in Nashville

Midlife: You Are Here.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"Wet wipe?"

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

'I'm afraid your child support payments will be quite substantial.'

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."