Fast-paced Life Navigator Pillows

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Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

No Immediate Danger

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Between Offices

Better times ahead.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Bashful in Nashville

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

Midlife: You Are Here.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

'I received matching offers.'

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'