Modern Life Navigators Pillows

'In vitro fertilization is an option for women who don't want to put all their eggs in one basket.'

"My husband and I were divorced too young. It didn't last."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Did you get my tweet?"

No Immediate Danger

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Better times ahead.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Bashful in Nashville

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

Midlife: You Are Here.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

Doubt or Certainy

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

Danger Quicksand

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."