Modern Life Navigators Pillows

'In vitro fertilization is an option for women who don't want to put all their eggs in one basket.'

"My husband and I were divorced too young. It didn't last."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Better times ahead.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Bashful in Nashville

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

Midlife: You Are Here.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Doubt or Certainy

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

Danger Quicksand

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."