Modern Life Navigator Mugs

Fire Alarm

Coffee options.

"By your powers combined, I am going outside."

"I didn't get much sleep-I was up late playing with the settings on my sleep app."

Getting Back to Normal for Idiots

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."

"Two-minute warning."

Disposable Income

"Dear, I'd like to roll our marriage over into an amicable divorce."

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

'Ahhhh...It's such a beautiful morning outside...the sun is shining...the birds are singing....'

Stress is a contemporary disease.

'It's a whole new field of psychiatric specialization - 'Password amnesia.''

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Angry Man.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Bashful in Nashville

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"I'll email the landlord."

"No kidding? You're a disillusioned,disaffected liberal democrat too?"

No Immediate Danger

Park!

"Your contents have shifted."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Did you get my tweet?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Better times ahead.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

Menopause and the City