Modern Childhood Navigator Mugs

Schoolboy

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

A Preschool of Fish

Bashful in Nashville

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Childhood Screen Addict

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'