Modern Education Navigator Mugs

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Bashful in Nashville

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."

"Two-minute warning."

"Close to what? This doesn't look like Kansas anymore."

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'Don't worry about the boy who bullied your son...I've sorted him.'

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

Fire Alarm

'You are supposed to be here.'

"I'll email the landlord."

'It's a whole new field of psychiatric specialization - 'Password amnesia.''

'She's my sex therapist.'

Coffee options.