Spectacle Sharers Prints

"Is this the best thing ever or what?! Seriously, you guys are going to be posting about this for weeks. And I'm so not exaggerating..." The hyperbolic eclipse of the sun

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Wanna talk about it?

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'So tell me more about your mother...'

Ear Bud Hijacking

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Types of online-ing

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"

"He doesn't understand that I have certain needs I have to talk about all day long."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

I'm sending a video of this to the kids so they can watch it in the car. Lookout Point.