Steaming Cuppa Fan Pillows

Barista

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Maths is fun!'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Starvation Watching

"I'm a monster."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

public toilet in the woods

Running out of Gas.

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"A gallon of maple sap and out comes enough syrup for my pancakes!"

'Could you show me something in my price range.'

Ladder in a lift shard.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Mary Raspberry

"I'm not sure this outdoor teashop is such a good idea."

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

"Camping is in my blood! I harmonize with the humming of Mother Nature!"

'Do you think I'm conceited?' 'No,why?' 'Girls that are pretty and intelligent sometimes are conceited.'

The Kings Head.

Toast Coming To Work