Collecting Novelty Cups Pillows

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Clown on bike.

Fly Football

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Bathroom Fairy

Apocalypse Research Center

Veloci-Rapper

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Have you any W fronts?'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

A close shave on the Titanic...

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Beware of Everything

Tin Can Operation.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

Feart!

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'