Cup Final Enthusiast Pillows

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

'The Burrito King.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

The commentators want to run the officials...

100k Desert Crawl

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Nothing was going to shake Bill from his seat during the cup final.

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Euros 2016

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

Finish line.

It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.

'Right, now this is what we call a 'football' and the 'players' will be kicking it!'