Cup Final Devotee Pillows

Nothing was going to shake Bill from his seat during the cup final.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Football Delivery

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Ball and Chain

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

Big match day.

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

Football fan

Greville Starkey

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

Football Husband

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

Football Tattoo.

'Do you love me more than City?'

Some Angels don't need wings to fly - In memory of Robert Enke

I love Kung Fu.

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.

The Stanley Cup comes home to Canada

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

Barmy army