Cup Final Devotee Pillows

Nothing was going to shake Bill from his seat during the cup final.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Football Delivery

Ball and Chain

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

Big match day.

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

Football fan

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

Football Husband

'Do you love me more than City?'

Football Tattoo.

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

I love Kung Fu.

It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

Barmy army

Football prayers.