Cup Final Day Pillows

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Pesky students.

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

DNA Test

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Women's World Cup Final

Nothing was going to shake Bill from his seat during the cup final.

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

"The D's stand for 'dandy,' Mom, and the C means 'copacetic.'"

Computer celebrates the end of the working day.

On the Derby Day

"We'll swop at half time."

"Just popping next door to borrow a cuppa sugar."

The Mug Collector at Christmas

jose maria olazabal

"You don't understand, it's worse than a matter of life or death - with death you don't have to get up next morning!"

'I have a satellite link to the Naval Observatory. I receive a signal when the time is exactly 3.00 p.m. Then I'm out of here.'

'I'm stupid Why have I taken a soporific'

Derby Day (Time 11am).

'Hmm... Only 11 days till I have to start Christmas shopping.'

'Are you sure it isn't Friday the thirteenth ?'