Cup Final Day T-Shirts

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Pesky students.

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

DNA Test

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Women's World Cup Final

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Nothing was going to shake Bill from his seat during the cup final.

'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

Nigel Adkins

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

"The D's stand for 'dandy,' Mom, and the C means 'copacetic.'"

Computer celebrates the end of the working day.

"We'll swop at half time."

On the Derby Day

"Just popping next door to borrow a cuppa sugar."

The Mug Collector at Christmas

'I have a satellite link to the Naval Observatory. I receive a signal when the time is exactly 3.00 p.m. Then I'm out of here.'

jose maria olazabal

"You don't understand, it's worse than a matter of life or death - with death you don't have to get up next morning!"

'I'm stupid Why have I taken a soporific'

Derby Day (Time 11am).

'Hmm... Only 11 days till I have to start Christmas shopping.'