Sports Finals Pillows

'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'

Women's World Cup Final

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Football Fans

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Church for sports worshipers.

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Golfing Boss

The MBA Draft

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Portrait of a Lady"