Finals Fanatic Pillows

It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Friday

Alternative fielding positions

Football

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Simply put.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'