Finals Fanatic Gifts

It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'But I digress...'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Friday

Alternative fielding positions

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Raheem Sterling

Football

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Kenny Dalglish

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.