Series Finale Fanatics Gifts

House of Java.net Cybercafe. Mun – munch. HOJ. Uh-oh. It's going down. We're still upset about The Sopranos finale. We're very sorry to take it out on you.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Science fiction fans on other planets

Currently Boston

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Succession 2

Binge Watch

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Shavuot - Like!

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Tony Robinson

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

Lizzy Caplan

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

"Now that I've installed two extra fans, my laptop doesn't overheat anymore..."

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

"Okay babe - let's rock and roll."