Series Finales Gifts

Succession 2

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Pesky students.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Star Wars Audience

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Binge Watch

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Starvation Watching

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"God, I love this show!"

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.