Finals Week Gifts

DNA Test

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Pesky students.

Succession 2

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

Pull and all nighter...

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Friday 5.30pm.

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'A Fucking Drink'

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"I have to create a few loose ends for other people to clear up."

The week at a glance.

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

Naomi Osaka

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Women's World Cup Final

'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"As a matter of fact, you DID catch me at a bad time."