Finals Week Gifts

DNA Test

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Pesky students.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Succession 2

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

Pull and all nighter...

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Friday 5.30pm.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

'A Fucking Drink'

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"I have to create a few loose ends for other people to clear up."

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

The week at a glance.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

Women's World Cup Final

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

"As a matter of fact, you DID catch me at a bad time."

"This was the best school day of the week!"