Sports And Sips Enthusiast Gifts

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Football Chameleon

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

A day at the transgenic races

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ratminton

Saving a Heart

Gary turns 40.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'