Athletic Drink Connoisseur Gifts

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Fried chickens.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Next Round Indicator

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Whiskey wars