Oversize Portion Lovers Gifts

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

All-Day Breakfast

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Small child checks out a book.

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

Office furniture solutions.

Go large or go home!

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."

'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

"Then it came to me - why should there be an upper limit for pasta size?"

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'

"Did in everyone! There's enough for us all to share!"

'Everything's designed for supermodels. What about supper models?'

'Well, Joe, we made it - the big leagues. But did you ever dream it would be this big?'

'The food's pretty bad here, but we make up for it with especially large portions.'

"No more, thank you. I'm cutting back on my portions since I pulled a muscle while lifting my fork."

"Good of your boss to lend us this just to pop to the shops!"

'I'd like all the fat that was removed from my meal put in a bag for my doggy.'