Lover Of All Things Oversized Gifts

"Good of your boss to lend us this just to pop to the shops!"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Small child checks out a book.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Office furniture solutions.

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Hats

Joan Crawford junior

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

Puppet Show from the Stocks

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"That's so last summer."