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Small child checks out a book.

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

Cinderella mopping up

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

Office furniture solutions.

Large Print Book

Large Print Librarian.

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

"Triple espresso." "Forget it, Uncle Mort." "Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you." "Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to?" "When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss." "That big galute and I were always pr

Baron de Munchausen

Don Quixote

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'

Romeo and Juliet

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

And so ended the years of preparation our hero refusing to whimper even now in his final, flopping moments.

'I'm sorry I don't date outside of my species!'

'Thanks for kissing me so that I turned from a frog into a prince! May I have French flies with that?'

"Then it came to me - why should there be an upper limit for pasta size?"

Books called: "Will Never Be Finished", "Ain't Gonna Happen", "Nope" etc.

All the other cavemen were jealous of Oomak's extremely tall girlfriend.

A man cries over the arrow through his heart.

'I thought I told you never to call me here!'

"Thanks for a nice night."

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

A weird slug-man who says 'Wayne' instead of wine.

Untold Love Stories. The Invisible Man and Woman. It's over between us. Are you seeing someone else?

'Well, Joe, we made it - the big leagues. But did you ever dream it would be this big?'

'The day I met your grandmother at the rally, sparks really flew! I was burning my draft card and she was burning her bra.'

"Good of your boss to lend us this just to pop to the shops!"

"If he finds his glasses, we're dead!"