Oversized Dog Lovers Gifts

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

Small child checks out a book.

'YOU try telling him!'

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Office furniture solutions.

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"Good boy, Clifford."

'This can't be good.'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

A Salmon Could Swim Through Blue Whale's Aorta

"Is your dog friendly?"

"I like to think he looks like me, not vice versa."

Strong Dog

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'

'You can either take my 'NO' for an answer, or. . .'

'He's really mad now!'

Good Dog.

'Well, Joe, we made it - the big leagues. But did you ever dream it would be this big?'