Giant Dog Enthusiasts Gifts

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"I'll walk, you shovel."

'YOU try telling him!'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'

'This can't be good.'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite.'

"Growth spurt?"

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"Good boy, Clifford."

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite,'

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'

'I want her spayed!'

"Is your dog friendly?"

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

Strong Dog

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'