Big Dog Enthusiast Gifts

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

'You can either take my 'NO' for an answer, or. . .'

"You wanted a really big dog! So you better take this poopy bag and a snow shovel and walk the beast!"

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Super Dog'

"Three more years of high school."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Dog walking Human.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Sheep dog late for work

Happy Hour

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''