Big Animal Enthusiast Gifts

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite,'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The Zoo.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Giraffe Umbrella

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Look, a bug!"

"First date hairball... awkward."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The hyenas started it."