Big Animal Enthusiast Mugs

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite,'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Wildlife

The Zoo.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Look, a bug!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Garden Goddess.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.