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"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

'I want her spayed!'

"Growth spurt?"

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Welcome to the Team

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Dog walking Human.

'Super Dog'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Three more years of high school."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Sheep dog late for work

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Happy Hour

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."