Giant Breed Enthusiast Gifts

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

"Good boy, Clifford."

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite.'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite,'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

'You can either take my 'NO' for an answer, or. . .'

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

"Is your dog friendly?"

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'

Animal tourism.

"Don't you think they taste a little like chicken?"

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"It took you 10 minutes to rip the stuffing out of your last toy. This one should keep you busy for awhile."

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

"I'm Mary, and this is my lamb. As you can see, him being little is historically incorrect."