Giant Pet Aficionado Gifts

'I call him Rex, because he wrecks everything he sees.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite,'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

"Good boy, Clifford."

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

'It's a good owl dog.'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite.'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

Animal tourism.

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."