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'I call him Rex, because he wrecks everything he sees.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"Good boy, Clifford."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite,'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite.'

'It's a good owl dog.'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

"Don't you think they taste a little like chicken?"

Animal tourism.

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."