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Big Dogs, Little People.

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Dogs

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Puppy.

A Change of Scene.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Dogs in a basket

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Fashion Week"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Dog Weightlifting

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"No not the puppy please"

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

Dog

"You're right, he is smiling. Now get him to stop."