Giant Pet Pal Gifts

Man's Best Friend

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

Be a friend.

Dog bath

'Well played, sir.'

Mammoth bone and the dogs.

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

Exercise rat race

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"You won't be needing that book, young lady!"

"Aw, Rex is chasing cats in his dreams again."

"Hold on, I just have to send a P-mail."