Giant Dog Enthusiasts Pillows

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"I'll walk, you shovel."

'YOU try telling him!'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite.'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite,'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"Good boy, Clifford."

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

'This can't be good.'

"Growth spurt?"

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

Strong Dog

'I want her spayed!'

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

'You can either take my 'NO' for an answer, or. . .'

'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'

"Is your dog friendly?"