Giant Dog Fanatics Pillows

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Know your dog - The brain.

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'YOU try telling him!'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

Dachshund Yoga

'This can't be good.'

"Good boy, Clifford."

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'

"Is your dog friendly?"

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

Vet uses a hydraulic jack to treat an elephant.

A little girl and her Saint Bernard

Strong Dog

Animal tourism.

"At least he's shaking things up."

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'