Giant Dog Fanatics Prints

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Know your dog - The brain.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

'YOU try telling him!'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

Dachshund Yoga

"Good boy, Clifford."

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'This can't be good.'

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

Strong Dog

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

A little girl and her Saint Bernard

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

"At least he's shaking things up."

Animal tourism.

"Is your dog friendly?"

Vet uses a hydraulic jack to treat an elephant.

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'