Oversized Dog Lovers Pillows

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

Small child checks out a book.

'YOU try telling him!'

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Office furniture solutions.

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'

"Good boy, Clifford."

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

'This can't be good.'

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

"Is your dog friendly?"

"I like to think he looks like me, not vice versa."

'You can either take my 'NO' for an answer, or. . .'

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

Strong Dog

A Salmon Could Swim Through Blue Whale's Aorta

'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'

'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'

'He's really mad now!'

Miracle gro bird seed.

Good Dog.